| Eric: | How come you don't hold hands with other guys |
|---|---|
| Mazharul: | Why should I? |
| Eric: | I thought it's your culture? |
| Mazharul: | Since when it's my culture? |
| Eric: | If you go to Kotaraya area in KL, you'll see a lot of Bangladeshis holding hands |
| Mazharul: | How do you know they're from Bangladesh? |
| Eric: | They look like you. |
”
I thought i was anal, until i married a designer.
Rachel Lee
”
I love animals. That’s why I don’t eat their food!
Eugene Lim
| Mum: | Hello? Anna!! how do I pick up calls?! |
|---|---|
| Anna: | You have to drag the green button following the arrows to the right. |
| Mum: | Oh no wonder. Then how to end calls? |
| Anna: | Erm... Touch the screen and press the End Call button. |
| Mum: | This one ah? |
| *Call ended* |
”
On a lighter note, it’s quite unfortunate if your name is Peng San and you are admitted under the Neuro team for dizziness.
Ser Hon, doctor
”
I know what I’ll call this, I’ll call it: The Reverse Chocolate Lava!
Warren Tan, patenting his ice cream flooded with fondue chocolate.
| Aaron: | If I blow hard enough will a girl be impressed with me? |
|---|---|
| Raymond: | If you blow too hard it will cause impotency. |
